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Humorous take on Marriage mp3 ("M" for language)

Warning - this "oldie but goodie" is not for the kinderdoo. If you are married, you'll certainly have a few chuckles. Sorry if it hits a little too close to home, although if it does, consider yourself normal.

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If you're looking to create change in your life, you need to shift the energy first.

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Weekend Late-Night Round-Up: Bush's Book, Obama's Garden, And OPEC's Caring Gesture (VIDEO)

A quick look at what late night is saying on March 23, 2009

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AIG Details: 73 Employees Got Multi-Million-Dollar Bonuses

• The top recipient received more than $6.4 million; 
• The top seven bonus recipients received more than $4 million each; 
• The top ten bonus recipients received a combined $42 million; 
• 22 individuals received bonuses of $2 million or more, and combined they 
received more than $72 million; 
• 73 individuals received bonuses of $1 million or more; and 
• Eleven of the individuals who received "retention" bonuses of $1 million 
or more are no longer working at AIG, including one who received $4.6 
million.

Read full article at AIG Bonus details - full article

Marcus Baram

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My how the Job Market has changed!

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The Fed's New Terminology for the Smart Financial Investor

• CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer                                        

• CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer                                         

• BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius 

• BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.                         

• VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.                  

• P/E RATIO -  The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.  

• BROKER - What my financial planner has made me.

• STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

• STOCK ANALYST - One who just downgraded your stock.                

• STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

• MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.                          

• CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

• YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

• WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at  $240 per share.

• INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse 

• PROFIT - an archaic word no longer in use. 

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•  If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00  today.      

•  If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.           

•  If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00  today.                                                                                                                                    

•  But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned      in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. 

• Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. 

• It's called the 401-Keg.